Friday, November 21, 2008

Urban Dictionary: Words of the Day

1.Crop Dusting
farting while walking; 
walking while farting; 

I crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store
2.Crop Dusting
Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.
The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section
1.Gaybie
the child of a gay couple. plain and simple.
"Have you had the chance to see Dan & Terry's gaybie? He is absolutely fabulous and cute as a button!"
2.Gaybie

A baby who is or will end up being gay.
She had a little gaybie!

Try to use them in a sentence today!!!

For All You Grey's Fans...


So this season of Grey's Anatomy just leaves something to be desired.  The writing is a bit off-the-wall....like what's up with the interns operating on themselves?!?!  And I really don't get the whole concept of Denny coming back from the dead and then having sex with Izzie...WTF??? And Callie's quasi-lesbian affair with Dr. Haan???  What the hell is going on this season?  It's like the writers all sat around and dropped acid tabs and ripped beer bongs together!  This type of shizzit doesn't happen in the real-world and certainly not within the confines of a respectable hospital.  Yet, this is Hollywood and they could give 2 craps about the real-world, as long as ratings are good!  Check out full episodes here.

On a brighter note, Dr. McSteamy Eric Dane is still as Smoldering HOT as ever!!!

 

   

Matty's Morning Poll

Paparazzi Photos of the Future King's WeeWee at a Polo Match...Thoughts???

                    
                    
                If you haven't seen the pics, you can find them here!!!
            

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Top Chef, Season 5, Episode 2



The contestant chefs found themselves cooking in Tom Colicchio's famed NYC restaurant Craft, where they were tasked with cooking 'new-American' dishes to wow the judges.  I'm not really crazy about any of the contestants this year, with the exception maybe of the 2 Europeans (Fabio and Stefan)....they're arrogant as hell but at least they're somewhat good-looking and entertaining...

Anyways, none of the contestants really blew the judges away, and Ms. Jill was sent home, due to her awful attempt at an ostrich-egg quiche...ewww, sorry, just threw up a little....adios beeatch!

Who's Excited?!?!

Fox's 24: Redemption 2-hour Event this Sunday Nov. 23 at 8pm - Watch It!



After an almost 2-year Hiatus, 24 returns to the Fox network this Sunday (allegedly due to Keifer Sutherland's questionable extracurricular activities).  Undoubtedly one of the best shows on television, I'm super excited about its return.  It appears this Sunday's episode will be a teaser and the official Season 7 premiere won't be until January.  For more info, check out the official 24 Website!


Hollywood's Power Kids ???

Forbes recently released its annual list of 'Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots,' and Suri Cruise tops the list.....hmmmmmm


1. Suri Cruise
2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt
4. Pax Jolie-pitt
5. Sam Alexis Woods
6. Cruz Beckham
7. Matilda Rose Ledger
8. David Banda
9. Sean Preston Federline
10. Sam Sheen

Well, Maddox Jolie-Pitt sure got shafted this year!  I'm also predicting a catfight between Suri and Shiloh for that top spot!  I give them a few years before they enter Rehab!

What are your thoughts???