DON'T MISS...

My munchkin David Archuleta performing in tomorrow's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!!!

I hate the fact that he's headlining with that skank Miley Cyrus, but oh well, C'est La Vie!

ASPIC....The Word of the Day

If you're not familiar, prepare to have the chunks rise up in your throat...

According to Wikipedia, Aspic is a dish in which ingredients are set into gelatine made from a meat stock or consommé.  When cooled, stock made from meat congeals because of the natural gelatin found in the meat. The stock can be clarified with egg whites, and then filled and flavored just before the aspic sets. Almost any type of food can be set into aspics. Most common are meat pieces, fruits, or vegetables. Aspics are usually served on cold plates so that the gel will not melt before being eaten.  A meat jelly that includes cream is called a chaud-froid.

Now if this doesn't get you excited for Thanksgiving, I don't know what will!  The words CONGEAL and MEAT JELLY always work up my appetite.

Matty's Thanksgiving Eve Poll...

Everyone enjoy your holiday and time off!!!

                    

                    

                

            

WTF?!?! Have Any of you Heard of this Shizz???

Happy TURDUCKEN Day!!!!!  Who'd of thunk it?

It's probably delicious, but this picture is making me dry-heave right now!

Thanks to Kirk for introducing me to the Turducken!  Apparently it's a new holiday dish consisting of a partially de-boned turkey, stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken!!!  To read more about the Turducken, click here!

In case you wanna make one...

Comments???

Lifetime's New Reality Show Blush

The Search For the Next Great Make-up Artist...

Ok, so clearly reality shows are just getting out of control, but it's worth checking this one out purely for the HOT MESS contestant that is Maxi...

LOL....Comments???

Matty's Morning Poll

The Thanksgiving Theme Continues...

                    

                    

                    

                Same Poll on BuzzDash...

                    

                    

                    

                

            

            

In Case You Missed It...

UPDATE - Check Out David Letterman's Top 10 List of Palin Excuses over this Fiasco...LOL!

This is Disturbingly Funny...pay special attention to the weirdo in the backgroud...LOL!

Addicting Game of the Day

LUXOR...play it free or download it HERE

Favorite Song at the Moment

For Those Who Care...

THE AMA Nominees & Winners...

POP/ ROCK MUSIC:

1. FAVORITE MALE ARTIST

• 1. Chris Brown   winner
• 2. Kid Rock
• 3. Usher

2. FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST

• 1. Mariah Carey
• 2. Alicia Keys
• 3. Rihanna   winner

3. FAVORITE BAND, DUO OR GROUP

• 1. Coldplay
• 2. Eagles
• 3. Daughtry   winner

4. FAVORITE ALBUM

• 1. Coldplay/ Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends
• 2. Eagles/ Long Road Out of Eden
• 3. Alicia Keys/ As I Am   winner

COUNTRY MUSIC:

5. FAVORITE MALE ARTIST

• 1. Garth Brooks
• 2. Kenny Chesney
• 3. Brad Paisley   winner

6. FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST

• 1. Reba McEntire
• 2. Taylor Swift   winner
• 3. Carrie Underwood

7. FAVORITE BAND, DUO OR GROUP

• 1. Brooks & Dunn
• 2. Rascal Flatts   winner
• 3. Sugarland

8. FAVORITE ALBUM

• 1. Garth Brooks/ The Ultimate Hits
• 2. Rascal Flatts/ Still Feels Good
• 3. Carrie Underwood / Carnival Ride   winner

RAP/HIP-HOP MUSIC:

9. FAVORITE MALE ARTIST

• 1. Flo Rida
• 2. Lil Wayne
• 2. Kanye West   winner

10. FAVORITE BAND, DUO OR GROUP

• 1. G Unit
• 2. Three 6 Mafia   winner
• 3. Wu-Tang Clan

11. FAVORITE ALBUM

• 1. Jay-Z / American Gangster
• 2. Lil Wayne / Tha Carter III
• 3. Kayne West / Graduation   winner

SOUL/RHYTHM & BLUES MUSIC:

12. FAVORITE MALE ARTIST

• 1. Chris Brown   winner
• 2. J. Holiday
• 3. Usher

13. FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST

• 1. Mary J. Blige
• 2. Alicia Keys
• 3. Rihanna   winner

14. FAVORITE ALBUM

• 1. Mary J. Blige/ Growing Pains
• 2. Mariah Carey/ E=MC2
• 3. Alicia Keys/ As I Am   winner

SOUNDTRACKS:

15. FAVORITE ALBUM

• 1. Alvin And The Chipmunks   winner
• 2. Juno
• 3. Mamma Mia!

ALTERNATIVE ROCK MUSIC:

16. FAVORITE ARTIST

• 1. Coldplay
• 2. Foo Fighters
• 3. Linkin Park   winner

ADULT CONTEMPORARY MUSIC:

17. FAVORITE ARTIST

• 1. Daughtry
• 2. Eagles
• 3. Jordin Sparks   winner

LATIN MUSIC:

18. FAVORITE ARTIST

• 1. Enrique Iglesias   winner
• 2. Juanes
• 3. Wisin Y Yandel

CONTEMPORARY INSPIRATIONAL:

19. FAVORITE ARTIST

• 1. Casting Crowns
• 2. MercyMe
• 3. Third Day   winner

20. T-MOBILE BREAKTHROUGH ARTIST:

• Colbie Caillat Flo
• Jonas Brothers   winner
• Paramore
• The-Dream

21. ARTIST OF THE YEAR:

• Lil Wayne
• Chris Brown   winner
• Alicia Keys
• Eagles Coldplay

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT...

You Can Watch 24: Redemption HERE

Funny Thanksgiving Commercials of the Day

I Have to give it to Jennie-O for their Turkey Day Commercials....they're freaking Hysterical!

Watch more Jennie-O videos on AOL Video

 

Matty's Morning Poll

IT'S THANKSGIVING WEEK...

                    

                    

                    

       

Urban Dictionary: Words of the Day

1.	Crop Dusting
	farting while walking;  walking while farting;  I crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store
2.	Crop Dusting
	Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it. The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section 1. Gaybie the child of a gay couple. plain and simple. "Have you had the chance to see Dan & Terry's gaybie? He is absolutely fabulous and cute as a button!" 2. Gaybie A baby who is or will end up being gay. She had a little gaybie! Try to use them in a sentence today!!!

For All You Grey's Fans...

So this season of Grey's Anatomy just leaves something to be desired.  The writing is a bit off-the-wall....like what's up with the interns operating on themselves?!?!  And I really don't get the whole concept of Denny coming back from the dead and then having sex with Izzie...WTF??? And Callie's quasi-lesbian affair with Dr. Haan???  What the hell is going on this season?  It's like the writers all sat around and dropped acid tabs and ripped beer bongs together!  This type of shizzit doesn't happen in the real-world and certainly not within the confines of a respectable hospital.  Yet, this is Hollywood and they could give 2 craps about the real-world, as long as ratings are good!  Check out full episodes here.

On a brighter note, Dr. McSteamy Eric Dane is still as Smoldering HOT as ever!!!

 

   

Matty's Morning Poll

Paparazzi Photos of the Future King's WeeWee at a Polo Match...Thoughts???

                    

                    

                If you haven't seen the pics, you can find them here!!!

            

Top Chef, Season 5, Episode 2

The contestant chefs found themselves cooking in Tom Colicchio's famed NYC restaurant Craft, where they were tasked with cooking 'new-American' dishes to wow the judges.  I'm not really crazy about any of the contestants this year, with the exception maybe of the 2 Europeans (Fabio and Stefan)....they're arrogant as hell but at least they're somewhat good-looking and entertaining...

Anyways, none of the contestants really blew the judges away, and Ms. Jill was sent home, due to her awful attempt at an ostrich-egg quiche...ewww, sorry, just threw up a little....adios beeatch!

Who's Excited?!?!

Fox's 24: Redemption 2-hour Event this Sunday Nov. 23 at 8pm - Watch It!

After an almost 2-year Hiatus, 24 returns to the Fox network this Sunday (allegedly due to Keifer Sutherland's questionable extracurricular activities).  Undoubtedly one of the best shows on television, I'm super excited about its return.  It appears this Sunday's episode will be a teaser and the official Season 7 premiere won't be until January.  For more info, check out the official 24 Website!

Hollywood's Power Kids ???

Forbes recently released its annual list of 'Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots,' and Suri Cruise tops the list.....hmmmmmm

1. Suri Cruise

2. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

3. Zahara Jolie-Pitt

4. Pax Jolie-pitt

5. Sam Alexis Woods

6. Cruz Beckham

7. Matilda Rose Ledger

8. David Banda

9. Sean Preston Federline

10. Sam Sheen

Well, Maddox Jolie-Pitt sure got shafted this year!  I'm also predicting a catfight between Suri and Shiloh for that top spot!  I give them a few years before they enter Rehab!

What are your thoughts???

Matty's Sexiest Man Alive Poll

Not that Hugh Jackman isn't hot and all, but sexiest man alive??? Not so sure about that.  Out of these 5 Hotties, who do you find the sexiest?

                    

                    

                    

                Same Poll on BuzzDash...

                    

                    

                  

            

Funny Thanksgiving Commercials

Love this one from Jennie-O....LOL

Hottie of the Day

Food Network's Rescue Chef Danny Boome

If you don't know who he is, Google him!!!  He's such a nugget....with the HOT English accent, and great personality, and he can Cook!  My kinda guy...

Matty's Websites of the Day

Haha, it's kind of silly and pretty funny:                      

1.  Let Me Google That For You

Leave it to the prodigies at Google - Type in any words and they'll find landmarks worldwide that'll spell it out for you:

2.  GeoGreeting

Commercial Awards!

Even though I get raped by Comcast every month, I have to give to them with their brilliant advertising...The Slowskys!!!

Sudoku Maniac

FANIMALS

Love These!!!!  Courtesy of http://icanhascheezburger.com

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Sorry, but I'm Obsessed...

Munchkin David Archuleta on the Bonnie Hunt Show

He's so damn cute....you just want to squeeze him! I love how people ask if there's a 'girl' that he's seeing, and he says that it's important to have 'that special person.' I'm holding out for his coming out party, and then we can live happily ever after, LOL!

Here's his performance of Crush...not a huge fan of the song since it's so 'tweeny', but still love him!

For David at his best, check out these clips...Two of my favorites!

Stand By Me

When You Say You Love Me

2008's Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine Names Hugh Jackman 2008's Sexiest Man Alive!

Ok, so it was tough for me to turn down this title when People offered it to me this year....but I really though Jackman deserved it more.  He is a total HOTTIE though, and an Aussie to boot! Matty definitely wouldn't be kicking him outta bed anytime soon for eating crackers!  Your thoughts....

To see who else topped the list this year, click here

Matty's Morning Poll

Ok, so this one's a bit tasteless and gross, but too funny to pass up!  Thanks to the ever-creative (and slightly disturbed) mind of Ms. Barbi Borri...

                    

                    

                    

 Same poll on BuzzDash....they love my weird polls:

         

                    

                    

                

            

            

Recipe of the Day

Soup du Jour - Portuguese Kale Soup

Ingredients

• 2 tablespoons olive oil
• 1 lb chorizo sausage (fresh not dried)
• 8 cups chicken broth
• 1 large onion, roughly diced
• 4 large potatoes, cubed
• 1 bunch kale, stemmed washed & chopped (abt. 1 lb.)
• 1 1/2 cups ditalini
• 1 (15 ounce) can dark red kidney beans
• 4 garlic cloves - chopped
• White wine of your choice
• fresh ground black pepper
• Crushed Red Pepper
• Bay Leaf
• salt (optional)
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Directions

1. 1

   Remove casing from sausage and cut into smaller than bit sized pieces.

2. 2

   Heat oil in a heavy soup pot; saute the sausage, onion, and garlic just until the fat is rendered, about 3 to 5 minutes.

3. 3

   Drain sausage on paper towel (optional).

4. 4

   Add potatoes, spices, and broth to the sausage mixture.
   

5. 5

   Bring to boil and simmer 10 minutes.

6. 6

   Add kale, beans, wine, and pasta and simmer another 10 minutes until both are tender.

7. 7

   Taste for seasoning- depending on how spicy your sausage is, add salt and pepper to taste.

8. 8

   Serve piping hot.

I made this soup last night and it was DELICIOUS!!!  Aside from the chorizo, it's a really healthy and hearty soup and great for leftovers - I definitely recommend it!